I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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