we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I wish I only lived at night.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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