He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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