I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
We are all done wearing pants today
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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