is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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