Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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