I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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