do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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