That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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