we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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