why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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