we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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