Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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