when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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