If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
