Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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