Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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