No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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