It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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