I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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