whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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