She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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