my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
no you cant smoke seaweed
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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