You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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