I feel great
I just peed on a car
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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