I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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