if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Randomize
