doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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