Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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