But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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