Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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