The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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