I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
