Me too!
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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