we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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