great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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