Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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