I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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