I molested 6 butterflies tonight
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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