she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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