She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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