I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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