A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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