yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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