So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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