jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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