in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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