I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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