i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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