Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
