I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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