I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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