He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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