So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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