Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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