Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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